Cheers

Is is traditional at the end of a game to 'cheer' the other team, regardless of whether you won or lost. Cheers are usually of the form of some sort of song, usually a well known song with the words altered, and finishing with some form of 3 hip-hoorays. Below are the cheers we used at AUC 2000. 

Game 1: Lost to UQ (sponsored by NGA - "The New Generation") 15-3

Along the lines of the Pepsi commercial

Pennoes: Skating down a 50 foot cliff on ice with no clothes on!
Group: Boring! Been there, done that! Why bother! (or similar comments)
Pennoes: Walking into a gay bar with a dress on!
Group: (comments again)
Pennoes: Parachuting into a piranha and crocodile infested swamp, and eating a bloody steak!
Group: (comments again)
Pennoes: Playing UQ on a muddy Flinders field!
Group: Woah!
Matt: UQ - The New Generation!

3x: Chh, Chh, Chh. Glug, Glug, Glug.

Game 2: Lost to Wollongong ("Aloha Biartch") 14-9

Not sure of the origins of this one. Sung as a chant.

Aloha Biartched our sing
Ran real fast and biartched our fling
We dropped the disc and you did your thing
Aloha Biartched our sing
Aloha Biartched our sing (louder)
Aloha Biartched our sing (shouting)

3x: Alo-ha, Alo-ha, Alo-ha.

Game 3: Beat Flinders Uni ("Flinders Virgins") 12-5

Tune: Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about discs, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the rules and tactics that may be
Let's talk about discs.

Let's talk about Flinders Uni
Let's talk about field number 3
Let's talk about all the catches and the layouts that may be
Let's take about muuu-d
Let's talk about mud.

Game 4: Lost to ACU ("Praise") 12-11

Song: A few of my favourite things - Sound of Music

Raindrops on Flinders will make the field muddy.
Layouts are softer causing shirts to be cruddy.
Can't you see we are having some fun.
We are so glad that this game is done.

When the disc falls.
When the siren calls.
When we're feeling sad.
We simply remember this epic game.
And then we don't feel so bad.

Game 5: Lost to UNSW ("Lion Nakeds") 15-4

Tune: The Lion King (Main Theme)

Bits of mud arising
Flung into our eye
Tales of cuts and layouts
That happened here today.

It was 4-all
In the first half
Then you woke up from your slumber
To rip us all apart.

And we will feel the pain tonight
We'll be surprised to walk
It's enough for this bleary-eyed team
That we've come this far.

But we will drink it off tonight
With a pint or 2
Tomorrow will be so much better
If we woke with you.

Game 6: Lost to ANU ("WANU") 13-11

Tune: Yellow Submarine

Fields are brown
Skies are blue
And there I spot
A yellow WANU.

They took the lead
We pulled it back
But in the end
You did attack.

And after that
You took the game
But we had fun
Just the same.

We all played against a yellow WANU
You only won by 2
Congrats we give to you.

We all played against a yellow WANU
Next time we challenge you
I'm sure you'll join us too.

Game 7: Beat Melbourne ("Mucus") 15-5

Tune: Peaches - Presidents of the USA

Litres of Mucus
Mucus for free
Litres of Mucus
Litres for me

Mucus comes in a can
It was put there by a team
At a Uni down in Parksville

If we had our little way
We'd pick Mucus every day
'Cause we love the way you play

Players from Mucus
We love your name
From the players of NUdiscs
What a great game! (shouting)

Game 8: Lost to QUT ("Big Hair") 12-5

Tune: Blame it on the boogie - The Jacksons

Don't blame it on the overcast
Don't blame it on the wet grass
Don't blame it on the bad pass
Blame it on the Big Hair.

Don't blame it on the clogged studs
Don't blame it on the thick mud
Don't blame it on the piss up
Blame it on the Big Hair.

I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control the disc.
I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control the disc.

Don't blame it on the big hucks
Don't blame it on the crappy cups
Don't blame it on the clogged cuts
Blame it on the Big Hair!

Game 9: Lost to ANU ("WANU") 17-3

Tune: Oops, I did it again! - Brittany Spears

Oops, we lost it again
We made you believe
We're there to receive
Oh baby, baby.

Oops, we fell in the mud
But that doesn't mean
That we need a sub

To lose all our clothing
That is just so typically us
Oh baby, baby.

(Interlude by Dave (Brittany) and Leanne (Astronaut) - if somebody has these words, tell me)

Oops, we lost it again
All we can see
Is Leon's cheeks
Oh BABY! BABY!